im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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