You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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