Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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