yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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