...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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