I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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