if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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