I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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