Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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