The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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