i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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