Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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