When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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