How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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