Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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