how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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