...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You brought string cheese to the strip club
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
