He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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