How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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