oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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