i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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