im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You can't just leave with hair like that
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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