Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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