And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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