Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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