I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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