Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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