This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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