apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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