You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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