so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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