i just wanna soil my oats bro
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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