problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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