i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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