i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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