it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize