Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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