Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Randomize
