i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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