The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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