Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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