Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I have already put on my inside pants.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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