Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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