Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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