So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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