For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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