Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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