I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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