butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sponge bath it is.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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