So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The air taste purple.
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