Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Boobs are out for the taking
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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