my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
