We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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