u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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