so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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