Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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