giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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