I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Green mimosas i think yes
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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