Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
