I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize